Somewhere in a slightly alternate dimension:
Gen. NinjaJ: "So tell me what the hell went wrong out there today!"
Super Soldier Coyote: "At first it was just an anomaly. One trade here, another trade there. But then after we introduced movie trading, this Nitro has been everywhere with his trades. We tried ambushing him at a meet-up and giving him time bombs disguised as movies, but he some how disabled them."
BANG BANG BANG
Coyote: "Oh geez he's here and he's hungry for more movies and games! We can't stop him!!"
NinjaJ: "Damnit soldier get a hold of yourself, let me go out there and see if I can give him a nickname or something..."
NinjaJ opens the bunker door and there before his eyes are a thousand blood thirsty G-Nitros drooling with anticipation of devouring the once great General who led the world in money saving trades...or something like that. Coyote, ever not the fool, slams the bunker doors shut as he hears the muffled screams of NinjaJ.
NinjaJ: "aaaggghhhhh but you're my pumpkin......aaggghhhhhhhh......."
Congrats to G-Nitro for rocking the trading hard these last few months claiming top spots as both buyer & seller in October!
October Top Sellers
1. G-Nitro +88
2. FrankTheFrowner + 693. dustin25ship +404. KaveDweller +365. GoldInTheHills +366. spidey193 +357. revsmitty +318. Solatso+299. kane182+2910. h4ck54w +26
October Top Buyers
1. G-Nitro +90
2. GoldInTheHills +683. citishopper +584. trifirm23 +575. battlechaser +546. aurora77+537. catdaddy +538. swindel +539. rottingcorpse +5210. insxoffer +47
All winners have received 5 bonus trade credits as a small token of our appreciation. G-Nitro received all the additional 500 bonus points for both buyer and seller.
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NinjaJ has had that coming for a while now.
Congrats to all the dedicated Goozers who made the lists!
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Haha, I love the action sequence this month. I just LOL'd hard in the middle of the office reading them. Nice to know that when faced with a crisis, Coyote is all about self preservation. Friends be damned!
I wonder if I can keep this up for this month. I doubt I will hit top trader, but I definitely have a chance for top buyer. We shall see though, as I am already having serious competition this month. Think I am going to have to step my game up right now.
Thanks for the tokens and points, I know they'll be used quickly.
Sorry for crushing any other traders' hopes of being top this past month.
I'm not surprised that G-nitro is in the top
Pm me your email addy for Lockerz invite have 9 left redemption coming soon
Can't believe I made the list. Thank you for the tokens. It is much appreciated!
LOL, I can't believe I made this list. I only just started trading fairly recently. Thanks for the credits.
Sweeeeeet more trade credits, startin to get kinda low.
Congrats everyone! Those are some impressive #'s G-Nitro...you'll have to slow down sometime
The whole story was believable until this:
Blackcoyote:NinjaJ: "aaaggghhhhh but you're my pumpkin......aaggghhhhhhhh......."
pumpkin? No.
pumpkintits? Yes.
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cheeznrice: Congrats everyone! Those are some impressive #'s G-Nitro...you'll have to slow down sometime The whole story was believable until this: Blackcoyote:NinjaJ: "aaaggghhhhh but you're my pumpkin......aaggghhhhhhhh......." pumpkin? No. pumpkintits? Yes.
Think you are missing the point. He was going to say pumpkintits until my horde began to kill him and cut him off before finishing.
Nitro, the line has been drawn in the sand. Stop laughing, I was never good at drawing straight lines.
It is on.
Blackcoyote:let me go out there and see if I can give him a nickname or something...
I never realised Nitro also feeds on nicknames. Guess I better have one handy if he every decides to raid all of my stuff.
So like how much time did you spend this month just weighing stuff/creating shipping labels/packaging it up?
I can't quite wrap my head around that volume... my guess is a local owned game/movie shop?
I sent out like 20 something movies and games and that was tough in itself. I can't imagine sending out 60+. And it cost me about $50-60 to send them all out. XP
Edit: lol, I just counted them and I sent out 25. Looks like I missed top 10 by two trades :'(
Hexpane: I can't quite wrap my head around that volume... my guess is a local owned game/movie shop?
I don't own a store at all. :P
This is all from my own personal stash and preior trading. :D