Man Law

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NationPains Posted: 08-04-2010 1:05 PM

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Awhile back I took part in a "Man Law" forum thread. Probably the most fun I have ever had typing.

Anyways, the rules are simple.
1: Guys only

That's it.

I'll kick it off:
On road trips, a survival of the fittest mentality is applied to restroom pit stops.

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Chambered replied on 08-04-2010 1:48 PM

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I don't get it; what do we do?

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slushersa replied on 08-04-2010 1:50 PM

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Chambered:

I don't get it; what do we do?

Make up rules/laws i think...

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Kenny007 replied on 08-04-2010 2:17 PM

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This thread reminds me of Bachelor Frog:

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catparty replied on 08-04-2010 3:04 PM

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I feel this one is obvious yet I see it violated far too often:

When using a public restroom, you must maintain a one-urinal buffer zone at all times.

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Chambered replied on 08-04-2010 3:12 PM

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catparty:

When using a public restroom, you must maintain a one-urinal buffer zone at all times.

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pcktlnt replied on 08-04-2010 3:28 PM

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Chambered:

catparty:

When using a public restroom, you must maintain a one-urinal buffer zone at all times.

 

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Tyler Divine replied on 08-04-2010 3:37 PM

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No one is to speak to eachother in the restroom, while maintaining the one urinal buffer zone.

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Dark Apparition replied on 08-04-2010 3:42 PM

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Speaking of urinals.  I'm allowed to fart if another person is near me, but no one else can do that while I'm at the urinal.

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Black Fox Zulu replied on 08-04-2010 3:43 PM

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Gaze at another man's spouse while he is present and you running the risk of an "incident".  

Be warned.

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Dark Apparition replied on 08-04-2010 4:20 PM

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If you eat the last item, leave the packaging in the pantry / fridge etc.

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Nightmare Walkin replied on 08-04-2010 4:30 PM

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...because it's your dog!

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geniusjwa replied on 08-04-2010 4:43 PM

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First one to pass out at a party gives up all rights to be mad about what may or may not happen to him whilst asleep.

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kalar14 replied on 08-04-2010 4:48 PM

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Dark Apparition:

If you eat the last item, leave the packaging in the pantry / fridge etc.

Not true...my wife follows that rule all the time.  Unless.... *gasp*!  My wife is a man.

Damn it.

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catparty replied on 08-04-2010 5:30 PM

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If it is your turn to buy the beer, you must maintain the level of quality previously established.  Don't think you can cheap out with Miller Lite or something if other people bought Fat Tire, Full Sail, Widmer, etc.