This has to be the most random and freakin awesome post ever. I thank you. I would haul my ass to Alcatraz. If the zombies cant swim your good, if they can just lock yourself in. And get a working copy of zombieland. Those kids rules are actually correct hahaha. And make a stop by every walmart on the way and load your 4x4 tahoe with cans, your topper with cans, and your trailer with cans. Im a family of hunters so im good with the guns. If anyone would like to join me please reply because if i see something swimming in the water toward alcatraz while im there im blowin your f***in head off. So letting me know would be smart.
I have a 12 gauge at my apartment with plenty of ammo. Pack those up with some food and water and start driving to my grandparents' farm. I can get there on a full tank of gas, and it would make a great zombie stronghold. They're far from any major city, get their water from a well, have a lot of food stored, their own fuel reserves, many guns, and it's so flat from the roof you could see approaching zombies a mile away. Arrive there and check to see that my grandparents are not zombies. Grab grandpa's scoped .222 and sit on the roof headshotting any zombies while grandma cooks my favorite meals. Hope my siblings and parents had the same great idea.
regardless of the type of gun, i think ammo is always the real issue.. how much is actually enough? is it possible to even carry enough? from every zombie movie i've seen there is just an endless barrage of walking dead. i don't think holing up and shooting is going to do anything. we need to restart civilzation somewhere on an island or something. we can use the fore mentioned sailboats to get there, ferry survivors from the mainland, and everyone who is currently there can help rebuild and defend. also, as mentioned before, if the island were far enough out the zombies would be crushed by the pressure or at least water logged and softened enough to beat to shreds pretty easily.
I will immediately call up a buddy of mine, find out where he's going to hole up, and drive there as fast as possible. I'm not very good with my zombie knowledge and expertise but I'm in excellent shape and could probably learn to shoot a gun pretty quickly. Once I reach the stronghold I'll just leave everything up to my buddy. He's got such detailed plans I shudder when I see them. Oh and with the help of another one of my zombie loving friends who is a lunatic, I think we would survive quite easily. The biggest problem: convincing the two of them that this is not the greatest thing ever to happen and that we need to find a way to survive.
See, what most of you need to realize is that canada is the place to be.
Ever see a zombie wearing a snowsuit? Zombies might be able to swim, they might be able to walk through woods and deserts for days, but I highly doubt that they can last a day in the great white north during winter. Rawr.
I need to work on my shooting skills. Went back and played some of the old Resident Evil games. Remember when you couldn't manually aim? You could only shoot in the general direction. It could take up to 9 bullets just to kill one zombie! Why, when 1 to the head would suffice?
Of course, if I brought a Magnum, it would instantly blow off there heads. (Tell me someone caught that reference!)
The concern for ammo is always a problem. If you want to stock up now, you'd likely go bankrupt! I bought 500 5.56 rounds for my AR a while back and I think it was around $200! So, currently that's all I'd have for that. Let's hope the area I'm in isn't heavily populated...lol
A shame .22 doesn't have much stopping power, as you can get crates of that stuff on the cheap. I think 500 costs a mere $12 or so. I'd probably buy a ton of that because any bullet is better than none....and because I have a sweet .22 rifle called the GSG5, which is nearly identical to the HK5. See below!
It's pretty awesome (and cheap!) to shoot.
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chaostheory: See, what most of you need to realize is that canada is the place to be. Ever see a zombie wearing a snowsuit? Zombies might be able to swim, they might be able to walk through woods and deserts for days, but I highly doubt that they can last a day in the great white north during winter. Rawr.
Actually, zombies have no feelings. The average zombie "lives" 3-5 years before he is totally composed. Some areas, such as tropics, cause thier flesh to rot faster because of the humidity. Truth be told, cold places like Canada are the last place to be because Zombie flesh will last longer there. The only advantage to Canada would be that it's not highly populated to begin with, so there probably won't be a lot of zombies to start there.
I say that I don't need to be a human and just be turned into a Zombie. Then I can take over people instead of running for my life
AdamS: I say that I don't need to be a human and just be turned into a Zombie. Then I can take over people instead of running for my life
I wonder if the sudden arrival of zombies would cause cults to flourish that revered the transition into zombiedom?
True true
I need a real plan for a zombie invasion now
I actually think the idea of going to a remote island instead of hunkering up on the main land is a good idea. The only problem is that if you only go there on a boat, you've pretty much screwed yourself if the zombies can swim. Best idea would be to find someone who knows how to fly a helicopter and inform them to go to the same place. That way, if the zombie horde seems like too much, you can hopefully flee in the helicopter to another island.
Also useful when in need of getting more supplies, as with a helicopter you could virtually fly anywhere to get more. All you would need is to have the helicopter fly down close enough then have someone lower themselves down on a rope or harness. Someone can be on the helicopter sniping if there's a zombie horde there, and whoever gets lowered down can bring up as many supplies as needed.
So maybe instead of learning how to shoot or how to operate a boat or how to swim, maybe I should focus on helicopter lessons that way I can be of real pivotal use and people will have to try and protect me from those pesky zombies.
Since I live in a pretty remote place in the middle of Idaho, I should be fine where I'm at. I'd probably hole up at the local school or at the new Super Walmart that was just built. That way I have a endless supply of things. The only downside would be those large, pesky entrances that any' zombie could walk right through. Also I'm not much of a hunter (always wanted to but never got to it) so I'd have to call up some ex- military guys I know to protect me while I figure out the "logistics".
AdamS:I say that I don't need to be a human and just be turned into a Zombie. Then I can take over people instead of running for my life
You do understand that "being turned into a zombie" means letting them eat you, right?
SuperRick: AdamS:I say that I don't need to be a human and just be turned into a Zombie. Then I can take over people instead of running for my life You do understand that "being turned into a zombie" means letting them eat you, right?
Conceivably he could just ingest a bit of zombie as well.
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