My 3 year old, Kiera:
"Daddy, do you want to be a superhero or a fairy?"
and
"Darth Vader and Superman are my best friends."
Being 14, I don't have kids. But I used to say "hot bammit" all of the time. My 2 y/o cousin came up to stay with use, and she did some funny stuff. She wouldn't use her potty no matter what, but as soon as she got off, the starting running around the house crying, "There is poop falling out of my butt!" Also, she called Lucky Charms, 'Yummee Chahms' for a while, then 'Yuckee Charms," Then 'CHAaAamms!' Finally, she did a mean Miss Swan impersonation. Sorry for the ramble, but that was one odd baby toddler.
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back when my stepdaughter was going to a catholic school she came home one day and said "back when I wandered through the desert they used to call me Jesus.". Not sure what they were teaching her that day but I dont think the proper message got through to her.
Bark bark bark
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So I discipline my kids(I don't beat or abuse) so they won't grow up to be bank robbers and terrorists, and sometimes that involves a couple of swats on the butt. My middle kid, Lily, when she know's she about to get a couple swats, takes off running in the other directing holding her rear and screaming, "My butt, my butt!"
It's pretty hard to keep a straight face at that point.
So sorry up front for getting all "cutesy" on everybody, but when my daughter wants me to pick her up she says, "I want to hold you!" (she's 20 months) .
A funny one that my little cousin (he was 6) said though was this: "I heard some kids talking at recess in another language. I'm not sure what it was, but I think it was vegetarian."
"I don't exist and I never will because you are socially inept"
:)
abstraktplus: So sorry up front for getting all "cutesy" on everybody, but when my daughter wants me to pick her up she says, "I want to hold you!" (she's 20 months) .
My son would do that too--"Daddy, hold you!" Reversed pronouns is a pretty common thing. He eventually figured out how pronouns work though, and nowadays he gets it right. :(
Recently my kid said, "I want to sit in daddy's chair, because I'm a little man." My wife calls him "little man" sometimes. LOL.
killmak: back when my stepdaughter was going to a catholic school she came home one day and said "back when I wandered through the desert they used to call me Jesus.". Not sure what they were teaching her that day but I dont think the proper message got through to her.
This had me laughing for a good minute or so.
My niece is 2.5 years old and sometimes she leaves her toys scattered about and my sister in law will reprimand her by saying "this room is messy...". I don't think she understands because she comes into my room (everything is organized, cause I'm a bit ocd) and goes, "Uncle, why your woom messy? So messy. You should clean."
Or this one time sitting in her play room watching her, "Uncle, let's play a game. Let's play you clean up and I watch." ... -__-
There was a period of time that whenever my niece Destinie would be leaving , she'd get all upset and start crying, so when she went to say "Bye, Uncle Justin" it often lead to hilarious mispronounciations which me, my brother, and sister-in-law still make use of to this day:
"Bye, Uncle Bustin"
"Bye, Hunk"
or the ever so popular combination:
"Bye, Hunkle Bustin"
All of my nieces and my nephew have said plenty of hilarious things at one point or another to the point that they all just seem to blend together, but I never get tired of getting called "Hunkle Bustin".
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wetwillies: killmak: back when my stepdaughter was going to a catholic school she came home one day and said "back when I wandered through the desert they used to call me Jesus.". Not sure what they were teaching her that day but I dont think the proper message got through to her. This had me laughing for a good minute or so.
I don't get it.
Kameleon: wetwillies: killmak: back when my stepdaughter was going to a catholic school she came home one day and said "back when I wandered through the desert they used to call me Jesus.". Not sure what they were teaching her that day but I dont think the proper message got through to her. This had me laughing for a good minute or so. I don't get it.
Not sure what they were teaching her that day but the lesson she got out of it was that she used to be jesus a long time ago.
SuperRick: So I discipline my kids(I don't beat or abuse) so they won't grow up to be bank robbers and terrorists, and sometimes that involves a couple of swats on the butt. My middle kid, Lily, when she know's she about to get a couple swats, takes off running in the other directing holding her rear and screaming, "My butt, my butt!" It's pretty hard to keep a straight face at that point.
lol...that one is awesome. A shame that society has forced that italicized disclaimer though. I think my dad would have lol'd to death on that one if any of my siblings ever did that. I was smart enough to stay in line for the most part to avoid spankings, but my other siblings never seemed to learn. This might have got them out of a round. lol
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When my little brother was 3 or 4 my family was at another family's house for dinner. The adults were sitting in the living room as was my little brother. My brother sat down next to my friend's dad, Greg. After awhile he looks at Greg, pokes him in the belly a few times and says "Hey Gweg, why you so fat?". We all still laugh about that to this day.