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Some Dumb Things People Say When They're Trying To Sound Smart
03-08-2010 10:23 AM by lessthanjizzle. 49 replies.
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SuperRick Posted: 03-05-2010 9:49 AM

Put in quotes of dumb things people say or have said when they're trying to sound smart. 

Here's two to start out:

 

"You can't and shouldn't legislate morality."

 

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

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"Put in quotes of dumb things people say or have said when they're trying to sound smart. "

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acsguitar:

"Freedom isn't Free"

It costs people like you and me!

 

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You knew it was coming...

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acsguitar:

"Freedom isn't Free"

It costs people like you and me!

 

What do you mean?  Nobody died so I can be free today.  Silly monkey.....

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"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

LOL seriously, I could do this ALLLLLLLLL day. Angel

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"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

LOL seriously, I could do this ALLLLLLLLL day. Angel

Keep going...it's making me happy

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acsguitar:

misschiefmaker:

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

LOL seriously, I could do this ALLLLLLLLL day. Angel

Keep going...it's making me happy

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SuperRick:
"You can't and shouldn't legislate morality."

this actually isn't a stupid statement at all. I'm taking a health law class (im in law school) and this topic dominates much of the discussion. Maybe its not worded properly, but the statement is fundamentally sound. Its more of an argument than a statement really.

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