To say my office building is in a shady area is less than accurate, but it does provide some interesting scenery. Most of the action takes place at a liquor store that is directly across the street from my office window. I've seen drug deals happen outside my window, sexual favours for booze...you name it, it's happening in this part of town.
The OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) just happened to be at the liquor store pretty early today. I didn't think much of it until I saw pieces of a truck being removed from the front of the liquor store...A co-worker said, somebody must have been pretty hard up for some wine...I couldn't resist replying "That sounds like my mother-in-law" Turns out someone had stolen a truck from the surrounding area and decided to attempt to penetrate the liquor store last night/early this morning to rob it.
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I saw a video of a guy doing that at an Apple store. Backed his truck through the door (getting the license plate on camera, of course), and tried to run off with 3 of those big monitors. Of course, he didn't think to unplug any of them, so he just ripped them right off the cables and threw them into his truck. It was a pretty funny video. The damage he caused was worth more than what he stole, and the store owner said he'd rather have just given the guy the money for the items instead of trashing the store.
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Could have sworn this was going to be a braincrusher post...
G-Nitro: Could have sworn this was going to be a braincrusher post...
LOL I thought the same thing by reading the title before I opened the thread.
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Wow, that kind of reminds me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azAbEjDzexs
All the trouble he goes through and for what?
Funniest one I saw was a guy trying to steal an ATM machine...backed into the bank, chained it to his bumper, and hit the gas. Moments later, he drove off...without his bumper.
G-Nitro:Could have sworn this was going to be a braincrusher post...
Same here.
Assuming he survived the shotgun party, I'm eagerly awaiting braincrusher's Christmas Tale.
ElfShotTheFood: G-Nitro:Could have sworn this was going to be a braincrusher post... Same here. Assuming he survived the shotgun party, I'm eagerly awaiting braincrusher's Christmas Tale.
I bet it's about his brother stuffing his stocking with coal and lighting it on fire
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acsguitar: ElfShotTheFood: G-Nitro:Could have sworn this was going to be a braincrusher post... Same here. Assuming he survived the shotgun party, I'm eagerly awaiting braincrusher's Christmas Tale. I bet it's about his brother stuffing his stocking with coal and lighting it on fire
Not unless it results in braincrusher putting up his dukes or otherwise showing what an unmitigated badass he is.
acsguitar:I bet it's about his brother stuffing his stocking with coal and lighting it on fire
Or about how he was singing Christmas carols at a senior citizen's home and how he nearly got into a fight with a World War II veteran who didn't like his singing and had to be held back by a bunch of orderlies, and the only reason he didn't beat them all up was because the Christmas season isn't a time for violence.
So it'd be safe to assume that you, personally, are down with OPP?
ElfShotTheFood: acsguitar:I bet it's about his brother stuffing his stocking with coal and lighting it on fire Or about how he was singing Christmas carols at a senior citizen's home and how he nearly got into a fight with a World War II veteran who didn't like his singing and had to be held back by a bunch of orderlies, and the only reason he didn't beat them all up was because the Christmas season isn't a time for violence.
Now that made me laugh.
madfigs: So it'd be safe to assume that you, personally, are down with OPP?
HA. Psh, yeah, you know me.
Damn you, madfigs, that is what I came here to say.
The title totally made me think this was a braincrusher story with something great like what ESTF described.
By the way, what does OPP stand for again?