Cheez, can I ask you a question? Did you spell asinine that way on purpose or is it a misspelling? If it was on purpose, pleaz to be having my internetz for today. If it was a misspelling, dont admit it....i literally spit water out of my nose and itd really upset me if it was just you not knowing how to spell.
Kenny007: So there you have it. Neutral it is. Case closed. I'm leaving my alpha zebra here to keep an eye on this thread. One more misstep and the thread gets it.
So there you have it. Neutral it is. Case closed.
I'm leaving my alpha zebra here to keep an eye on this thread.
One more misstep and the thread gets it.
OH MY GOSH, THAT ZEBRA.
BTW, did I miss something somewhere, or have I just not been around long enough to understand the zebra comments? I've noticed you lovingly refer to them often in your posts on the forums. Also, nukes.
kittybooty:BTW, did I miss something somewhere, or have I just not been around long enough to understand the zebra comments? I've noticed you lovingly refer to them often in your posts on the forums. Also, nukes.
We just don't question kenny's motives. He's a sketchy one and always watch your back.
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Nuke the zebras.
Gotta nuke somethin'.
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I'll tell you how these zebras came into being, for our group is an often misunderstood one.
It all began while I was looking to bid on some Farmville cash that I accidently bid for, and won, an entire herd of zebras. Not knowing what to do, and having failed the Ebay dispute, I accepted my $3 bid for 400 zebras and thought long and hard.
I decided that I would use said herd to begin the groundwork for an evil empire, named The Legion of Z-OOM (Zebras and doom combined). With a little effort, and a lot of elbow grease, I trained these once majestic African animals into fierce killing machines. I even managed to make them carnivorous by continually ridiculing their native stripes, until they broke down and cried....and ate red meat.
The success of this training has been off the charts. The Legion's resume has quickly become quite impressive. Some of their feats include:
- Bad impersonations
- Stealing the infrastructure of Verizon's FIOS
- Cheating at Monopoly (after insisting on being the banker)
- Intimidation Beatings
- and the occasional rigging of bingo games at local senior citizen centers
Nukes on the other hand have been a long time passion of mine. I began my collection shortly after the start of the Cold War. It seemed to me that if there were to be an arms race, well, I sure as hell best get involved, what with me being the competitive type and all. Unfortunately I didn't win this race, coming in a somewhat distant 3rd after the US and USSR, but the nuke collection was not without it's benefits...
...seemed once, long before I established the Fortress of Z-OOM, that a particular homeowner's association I lived under didn't seem to care for my zebra herd congregating in the common areas of the facility (playground, tennis courts, pools, etc [Where ELSE would I train them?!]) and the hate mail/cease and desist/calls to court (Defendant claims Plantiffs 'large striped dog' ate their youngest kid'....nonsense) begin flowing in. To put a stop to this, I immediately planted a few of my most prized and colorful nuclear devices in clear view of all, right in my front lawn.
Well...let me tell you, those letters STOPPED! All but one of course. Some guy had the audacity to question why I'd 'plant' a nuclear device. I sent a zebra assassin (read: courier) over to his apartment with a letter stating something to the affect that nukes grow better in direct sunlight, and had him killed whilst he read it. No further problems were ever reported.
Since zebras are naturally radiation resistant, they made a fine pair with these otherwise lifeless nukes. Zebras have been known to carry these nukes into battle themselves, but they generally tend to gripe a lot about it. I often send nuclear devices via traditional means (launcher, lunchbox or courier pigeon) and leave the zebras for last...just in case the nukes didn't get the point across.
The zebras are far more menacing. They've got razor sharp hooves and a mean kick, and tend to head into battle with bandoliers of ammo. Not that they can utilize firearms, but it's provides a sense of fear in their adversaries. They've recently taken to carrying knives in their mouth, but that too is more for the terror implications. Couple the instilled fear their presence causes, along with their acute interrogation skills (have you ever been 3in from an unclean zebra butt? That'll make ANYONE talk.) makes them a force to truly be respected, and I try to do my best to not overuse them as an evil dictator, lest their affect be lessened but more importantly, so I don't destroy the world I'm meaning to rule.
That seems to just about sum it up. On every other Monday and Thursday we host tours at the Fortress for groups of 25 or more. I'm told that the survival rate has recently risen to 40%!
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Kenny007: kittybooty:BTW, did I miss something somewhere, or have I just not been around long enough to understand the zebra comments? I've noticed you lovingly refer to them often in your posts on the forums. Also, nukes. I'll tell you how these zebras came into being, for our group is an often misunderstood one. It all began while I was looking to bid on some Farmville cash that I accidently bid for, and won, an entire herd of zebras. Not knowing what to do, and having failed the Ebay dispute, I accepted my $3 bid for 400 zebras and thought long and hard. I decided that I would use said herd to begin the groundwork for an evil empire, named The Legion of Z-OOM (Zebras and doom combined). With a little effort, and a lot of elbow grease, I trained these once majestic African animals into fierce killing machines. I even managed to make them carnivorous by continually ridiculing their native stripes, until they broke down and cried....and ate red meat. The success of this training has been off the charts. The Legion's resume has quickly become quite impressive. Some of their feats include: - Bad impersonations - Stealing the infrastructure of Verizon's FIOS - Cheating at Monopoly (after insisting on being the banker) - Intimidation Beatings - and the occasional rigging of bingo games at local senior citizen centers Nukes on the other hand have been a long time passion of mine. I began my collection shortly after the start of the Cold War. It seemed to me that if there were to be an arms race, well, I sure as hell best get involved, what with me being the competitive type and all. Unfortunately I didn't win this race, coming in a somewhat distant 3rd after the US and USSR, but the nuke collection was not without it's benefits... ...seemed once, long before I established the Fortress of Z-OOM, that a particular homeowner's association I lived under didn't seem to care for my zebra herd congregating in the common areas of the facility (playground, tennis courts, pools, etc [Where ELSE would I train them?!]) and the hate mail/cease and desist/calls to court (Defendant claims Plantiffs 'large striped dog' ate their youngest kid'....nonsense) begin flowing in. To put a stop to this, I immediately planted a few of my most prized and colorful nuclear devices in clear view of all, right in my front lawn. Well...let me tell you, those letters STOPPED! All but one of course. Some guy had the audacity to question why I'd 'plant' a nuclear device. I sent a zebra assassin (read: courier) over to his apartment with a letter stating something to the affect that nukes grow better in direct sunlight, and had him killed whilst he read it. No further problems were ever reported. Since zebras are naturally radiation resistant, they made a fine pair with these otherwise lifeless nukes. Zebras have been known to carry these nukes into battle themselves, but they generally tend to gripe a lot about it. I often send nuclear devices via traditional means (launcher, lunchbox or courier pigeon) and leave the zebras for last...just in case the nukes didn't get the point across. The zebras are far more menacing. They've got razor sharp hooves and a mean kick, and tend to head into battle with bandoliers of ammo. Not that they can utilize firearms, but it's provides a sense of fear in their adversaries. They've recently taken to carrying knives in their mouth, but that too is more for the terror implications. Couple the instilled fear their presence causes, along with their acute interrogation skills (have you ever been 3in from an unclean zebra butt? That'll make ANYONE talk.) makes them a force to truly be respected, and I try to do my best to not overuse them as an evil dictator, lest their affect be lessened but more importantly, so I don't destroy the world I'm meaning to rule. That seems to just about sum it up. On every other Monday and Thursday we host tours at the Fortress for groups of 25 or more. I'm told that the survival rate has recently risen to 40%!
Huh... How about that.
It just seems that if you're going to get hung up on one particular animal, that maybe it could be one that serves a higher purpose than food for a better animal?
Kudos to mhatter for doing the legwork.
And no, putting postage on something isn't confirmed shipped. Confirmed shipped is when the mailman gets it, you drop it off in a blue box, or you take it to the post office, up until then it's still in the sellers hands and can be altered/stopped, etc.
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sterlingdax: Kudos to mhatter for doing the legwork. And no, putting postage on something isn't confirmed shipped. Confirmed shipped is when the mailman gets it, you drop it off in a blue box, or you take it to the post office, up until then it's still in the sellers hands and can be altered/stopped, etc.
This is why I love living a block from the post office. I can print and confirm in about 10 minutes.
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Oh yeah? I WORK at the PO, so I have the power to confirm right away!
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Maskim: It just seems that if you're going to get hung up on one particular animal, that maybe it could be one that serves a higher purpose than food for a better animal?
The usefulness of the element of surprise knows no bounds. Everyone suspects the badger, NO ONE suspects the zebras.
Oh, but they will...
A quick update and then back to zebra talk.
I got it in today, no poster of course, and the inside disc holding part of the case is broken into 3 pieces, and the disc was rattling around in the case. Now I know its probably USPS fault on that, but all he did was wrap the game in brown paper, tape it up, and took it to the post office and mailed it for 1.50. So yeah, very unsatisfied with this trade all around. Neutral time indeed.
And I like zebras.
Storm made some perfectly valid points, but what Ten did was completely justified, and I would have done the same thing in his situation.
Seller has disputed the feedback saying this
"Look you got the disc it still works. the poster is just a piece of paper that i didn't get either and if you want it that bad you just download it off the internet. I don't think I should get negative feedback just because of a poster.Additional info:Item mailed as: Full packageOther info: It didn't get shipped in bubble wrap but is still in good condition
Also the reason I immediately confirmed is that right as i saw the e-mail to mail it i did then confirmed it at the post office via my iphone."
For some reason he thinks that neutral is negative. I told him he did not send full package, therefore thats what he gets.