Best ending EVER
Tiberius2:Kimbo, Tyson and Rocky would bumrush the gorilla while Rod hid in the corner. Sadly for the brave fighters, a gorilla is about 10 times as strong as a human....which Rocky finds out when his one-two combo..which would have flattened a ordinary man with ease...just succeeds in irritating the gorilla, who retailates against this unprovoked attack by pulling Rocky's left arm off and beating him to death with it. Kimbo and Tyson realize the gravity of the error they have made, but it's too late as the now cranky gorilla introduces them to Rocky's left hook and literally beats them to a pulp. Fortunately, the gorilla has calmed down before he notices Rod in a fetal position in the corner, he then sits down next to Rodd and tries to comfort him. Long story short, Rod and the gorilla escape and move to Maine, where they get married and live happily ever after.
OMG! I had TiVo'd that! I was going to watch it tonight! Ruined!!!!
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lol that you think these proud fighters would cave in so easily! How about this...Rocky, besides having the ability to withstand a massive haymaker, heaves Rod Stewart toward the best as a distraction. Caught in mid air, the gorilla rips Rod Stewart in half. But this is it's first mistake as Kimbo barrels head first into the creature's left leg sending it crashing onto the hardwood flooring. Tyson, sensing an opening and enraged after losing ten grand at the poker table the night before, catches the animal flush in the nose with his signature uppercut. Knocked senseless, the animal collapses and our heroes get their tv deals and the bloody remains of rod stewart gets the funeral of a hero.
braincrusher: lol that you think these proud fighters would cave in so easily! How about this...Rocky, besides having the ability to withstand a massive haymaker, heaves Rod Stewart toward the best as a distraction. Caught in mid air, the gorilla rips Rod Stewart in half. But this is it's first mistake as Kimbo barrels head first into the creature's left leg sending it crashing onto the hardwood flooring. Tyson, sensing an opening and enraged after losing ten grand at the poker table the night before, catches the animal flush in the nose with his signature uppercut. Knocked senseless, the animal collapses and our heroes get their tv deals and the bloody remains of rod stewart gets the funeral of a hero.
Simply epic.
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This is my favorite line. So random, it's funny.
What about this probable situation with everyone present day.
Rocky and Kimbo rush the Silverback and at least take a shot at killing the Silverback, while Tyson and Stewart watch. Rocky (A.K.A. Sylvester Stalone) Attacks the Silverback (While "Eye Of The Tiger" Plays in the background) and Kimbo gets his beard Sliced off, which makes him break-down and sob leaving Rocky to make an onslaught , which ends with Rocky all over the floor. By this time Mike Tyson has soiled himself and the Silverback decides to assault him next, which leaves poor Rod Stewart alone to do what he does best ............. sing. Singing one of his signture songs when Rod gets to this part "If you really need me just reach out and touch me, come on sugar let me know." The Silverback so horrified by the song falls over dead in the process crushing Rod and leaving everyone dead.
Keep in mind this is present day.