So....who won this thing? Judges?
agreedagreed: bosoxfan25: Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead wow, ripping off Brian Regan's kid, huh?
bosoxfan25: Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're all dead
wow, ripping off Brian Regan's kid, huh?
wow , so are you saying that everyone else posted an original joke?
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bosoxfan25: agreedagreed: bosoxfan25: Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead wow, ripping off Brian Regan's kid, huh? wow , so are you saying that everyone else posted an original joke?
I posted two, if that counts.
I actually invented a new joke during the contest but it was deemed "too offensive" to post on a public forum
Well i've learned a few things from this contest; people dont take the time to read prior posts, some people dont know the difference between a stupid joke and a bad joke and you all are mooches who don't give a crap about what the prize is going to be
Anyways... after the painful process of reading all of the posts in this thread... i declare the winner to be Zenverse! Her ghandi joke made me want to punch a kitten. Congrats, i will eventually figure out something to send you; probably is going to suck though.
bosoxfan25:wow , so are you saying that everyone else posted an original joke?
nope, one of mine was from Bicentennial Man ,
I-Weapon-X: Anyways... after the painful process of reading all of the posts in this thread... i declare the winner to be Zenverse! Her ghandi joke made me want to punch a kitten. Congrats, i will eventually figure out something to send you; probably is going to suck though.
Zenverse: I-Weapon-X: Anyways... after the painful process of reading all of the posts in this thread... i declare the winner to be Zenverse! Her ghandi joke made me want to punch a kitten. Congrats, i will eventually figure out something to send you; probably is going to suck though. Woooo! I won! I wonder what I will get?
The kitten he punched?
Kameleon: Zenverse: I-Weapon-X: Anyways... after the painful process of reading all of the posts in this thread... i declare the winner to be Zenverse! Her ghandi joke made me want to punch a kitten. Congrats, i will eventually figure out something to send you; probably is going to suck though. Woooo! I won! I wonder what I will get? The kitten he punched?
Punched kitten, it's what's for dinner.
Punched Kitten, the other , OTHER white meat.
Punched kitten, do you know where your children are today??
Chinese food??
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Feely: Kameleon: Zenverse: I-Weapon-X: Anyways... after the painful process of reading all of the posts in this thread... i declare the winner to be Zenverse! Her ghandi joke made me want to punch a kitten. Congrats, i will eventually figure out something to send you; probably is going to suck though. Woooo! I won! I wonder what I will get? The kitten he punched? Punched kitten, it's what's for dinner. Punched Kitten, the other , OTHER white meat. Punched kitten, do you know where your children are today??
the contest is over feely, you can stop
batmania15: Kameleon: Zenverse: I-Weapon-X: Anyways... after the painful process of reading all of the posts in this thread... i declare the winner to be Zenverse! Her ghandi joke made me want to punch a kitten. Congrats, i will eventually figure out something to send you; probably is going to suck though. Woooo! I won! I wonder what I will get? The kitten he punched? Chinese food??
I have to agree with I-Weapon-X. The kitten joke exhibits a sort of insane brilliance that only the top 0.002% of jokes can reach.
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Thanks IWX!
Creepshow is a great collection of short stories. Congrats on winning.