He had made brownies the other day and offered me one. As I bit down, I felt something in the brownie itself; it felt like a nut! We've been friends for a while, so he knew that I'm allergy to nuts and the chances of my throat closing and me dying are high if I eat a nut. I asked him flat out why he did it. He said it was an honest mistake and apologized. I thought I caught a small smirk on his face as he turned away, so I rushed him. Hitting him low, my tackle forced him into a wall. From there I pinned him hard against the wall and throat punched him twice and said "don't lie to me"! Unfortunately, he is bigger than me and he managed to push me down and got on top of me. He began to fishhook my mouth with his finger, but couldn't get through the tough skin of my inner mouth, plus I bit down hard and he gave that up. As he clawed at my face and eyes, I remembered my judo and thrust my hips upwards, sending him flying into the table. Exhausted, we decided to not fight anymore and got in some call of duty. I made it clear not to put any more nuts in brownies and he reassured me that he wouldn't do that.
That's nuts!
I'm glad you were able to work it out...though I think you may want to find some friends that aren't out to kill you. Putting nuts in brownies, allergies or not, is a sin and should not go unpunished.
Kudos to you for standing up to this culinary bully!
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braincrusher srikes again! Thanks for the early morning story
Am I the only one who finds the underlying sexual tone of this narrative disturbing?
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Am I the only one disappointed he didn't eat the whole thing?
My cats breath smells like cat food.
I enjoy braincrushers short stories. While completely pointless they are often funny. Plus he has a superman 64 AV. How could you not like this kid?
Kenny007:though I think you may want to find some friends that aren't out to kill you.
That's probably easier said than done.
The only reason to willingly subject yourself to this crap is to get close enough to strike.
Only you braincrusher, only you.
timpysan:Am I the only one who finds the underlying sexual tone of this narrative disturbing?
You meant to type funny instead of disturbing, right?
timpysan: Am I the only one who finds the underlying sexual tone of this narrative disturbing?
Yay for innuendos!
G-Nitro: Am I the only one disappointed he didn't eat the whole thing?
No, your not.
pugmagician: G-Nitro: Am I the only one disappointed he didn't eat the whole thing? No, your not.
There are armies of us quite saddened by this turn of events.
Try putting some x-lax in his food. IT ALWAYS WORKS!