wetwillies: mrkekeru:Guitar Hero, because I don't care for music games in the first place, and the idea of a 5 button controller simulating a 144+ fret guitar irritates me, and because I thought of an idea for a game called guitar hero before they stole it, except mine would have been controlled with a real guitar. I hope you mean 14+
mrkekeru:Guitar Hero, because I don't care for music games in the first place, and the idea of a 5 button controller simulating a 144+ fret guitar irritates me, and because I thought of an idea for a game called guitar hero before they stole it, except mine would have been controlled with a real guitar.
I hope you mean 14+
LOL biggest guitar neck ever
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Over G Fighters for the 360.
What a soul crushing piece of garbage.
antonioyeah: Halo Series, Gears of War Series, Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Bioshock, Final Fantasy Series, Metal Gear Solid Series, any game made by Valve, Legend of Zelda(s), any game with the word "metroid" or "mario" in the title...
Halo Series, Gears of War Series, Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Bioshock, Final Fantasy Series, Metal Gear Solid Series, any game made by Valve, Legend of Zelda(s), any game with the word "metroid" or "mario" in the title...
So, basically...you hate everything that's good.
Terminator: Salvation - easily the worst game i've played in the last 2-3 years and the very epitome of "cheap movie-to-game cash in"
Far Cry 2 - I actually enjoyed the gun play and some of the missions. I usually enjoy open-world games as long as it fits the game itself, but the open-world environment here was a total buzzkill.
ElfShotTheFood: Indigo Prophecy.
Indigo Prophecy.
I actually played this on PC and enjoyed the hell out of the first 2/3 of the game. From there is just turned into a horrible mess of a story and killed my interest.
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I've always enjoyed the ridiculous story of Indigo Prophecy.
Anyway, I could rant forever about how terrible Stranglehold (360) was. I was so disappointed.
wetwillies:I hope you mean 14+
wetwillies:I mostly agree with this, 'cept Half-Life is probably the most original shooter I've ever played.
And regarding Indigo Prophecy, I never saw what the fuss was about. It's been a while since I played it but I remember it being just as stupid in the first half as the second, just in a different way.
mietha: Legend of Zelda: Ocarenia (or however the **** you spell it) of Time. Hated it so bad I resold it after an hour for a $20 loss after preordering it months in advance. Haven't played a Zelda game since, and won't.
Legend of Zelda: Ocarenia (or however the **** you spell it) of Time. Hated it so bad I resold it after an hour for a $20 loss after preordering it months in advance. Haven't played a Zelda game since, and won't.
You disappoint me.
ernasty10050: I've always enjoyed the ridiculous story of Indigo Prophecy. Anyway, I could rant forever about how terrible Stranglehold (360) was. I was so disappointed.
My friend got that off of here for 150 points and tried to give it away when he beat it. lol. Guess it was an eyesore in his stack.
Congrats antonioyeah and mrkekeru, you both got all of em. Have fun with your Viewmasters.
mrkekeru: Let's see. Games I hate? I can think of a few. Guitar Hero, because I don't care for music games in the first place, and the idea of a 5 button controller simulating a 144+ fret guitar irritates me, and because I thought of an idea for a game called guitar hero before they stole it, except mine would have been controlled with a real guitar. All the Metal Gear Solids except 3, because they are horribly written pretentious clusterblanks, and aren't very fun to play from a gameplay perspective. 3 is admittedly very good for some reason. I think its anomaly. Basically anything made by Atlus, including alot of the crap they publish, like Disgaea. Too japanese and childish. "Wii X", I shouldn't have to explain why. Tales of X, see Atlus entry above Anything EA has laid their filthy claws on, 'cept maybe Dead Space. Generic first person shooters, including Halo, Half-Life, Resistance, etc. Really I'm tired of them. Everything Epic has made since they promoted Cliffy B from bathroom towel attendant. The original Unreal was great, they really dropped the balll on Unreal 2, and Gears of War is the same mindless generic sci-fi mess as Halo and the like except with chainsaws and in third person, with a cover element cribbed from Killswitch. Ubisoft, they make games that are decent enough but shallow, rushed, barely complete, rapidly becoming more and more casual, and on the PC, horribly infected with DRM. Civilization. Shallow gameplay hidden under a horribly unintuitive interface. Only worth seeing Ghandi nuking the crap out of someone. Rockstar games whenever they try to make a proper sandbox. Mainly because there is so little to do the sandbox aspect is meaningless. This has creeped into other sandboxes which are even crappier. Naughty Dog. They started out as plagiarists by their own admission, and little has changed. Their influence has corrupted Insomniac who was briefly a shining beacon of smaller, less creative developers becoming something great. What I really hate about them though, is their pitiful attempts to be funny, which are so painfully horrid they should be hanged by their own intestines. Square, both with and without Enix, sometime after FF Tactics. Their ambition overtook their creative abilities and we get an overly dramatic mess tacked onto a mostly unrelated 1985 era turn based battle system, or 1985 era turn based battle system with some absurdly retarded elements thrown in just for the sake of being different. In between that we got gems like the Bouncer or Kingdom Hearts, and I hate them as well but don't feel like talking about them. And while I don't quite hate them, I find fighting games to be dreadfully boring and poorly designed, with absolutely nothing in common with real fighting.
Let's see. Games I hate? I can think of a few.
Guitar Hero, because I don't care for music games in the first place, and the idea of a 5 button controller simulating a 144+ fret guitar irritates me, and because I thought of an idea for a game called guitar hero before they stole it, except mine would have been controlled with a real guitar.
All the Metal Gear Solids except 3, because they are horribly written pretentious clusterblanks, and aren't very fun to play from a gameplay perspective. 3 is admittedly very good for some reason. I think its anomaly.
Basically anything made by Atlus, including alot of the crap they publish, like Disgaea. Too japanese and childish.
"Wii X", I shouldn't have to explain why.
Tales of X, see Atlus entry above
Anything EA has laid their filthy claws on, 'cept maybe Dead Space.
Generic first person shooters, including Halo, Half-Life, Resistance, etc. Really I'm tired of them.
Everything Epic has made since they promoted Cliffy B from bathroom towel attendant. The original Unreal was great, they really dropped the balll on Unreal 2, and Gears of War is the same mindless generic sci-fi mess as Halo and the like except with chainsaws and in third person, with a cover element cribbed from Killswitch.
Ubisoft, they make games that are decent enough but shallow, rushed, barely complete, rapidly becoming more and more casual, and on the PC, horribly infected with DRM.
Civilization. Shallow gameplay hidden under a horribly unintuitive interface. Only worth seeing Ghandi nuking the crap out of someone.
Rockstar games whenever they try to make a proper sandbox. Mainly because there is so little to do the sandbox aspect is meaningless. This has creeped into other sandboxes which are even crappier.
Naughty Dog. They started out as plagiarists by their own admission, and little has changed. Their influence has corrupted Insomniac who was briefly a shining beacon of smaller, less creative developers becoming something great. What I really hate about them though, is their pitiful attempts to be funny, which are so painfully horrid they should be hanged by their own intestines.
Square, both with and without Enix, sometime after FF Tactics. Their ambition overtook their creative abilities and we get an overly dramatic mess tacked onto a mostly unrelated 1985 era turn based battle system, or 1985 era turn based battle system with some absurdly retarded elements thrown in just for the sake of being different. In between that we got gems like the Bouncer or Kingdom Hearts, and I hate them as well but don't feel like talking about them.
And while I don't quite hate them, I find fighting games to be dreadfully boring and poorly designed, with absolutely nothing in common with real fighting.
Im just going to assume that you are joking. GOOD ONE!
JurassicUtility: I love how there is so many people listing games that are generally considered to be good without giving even the barest reasons for why they didn't like them. No really. It allows me to come up with wild theories about how mietha and others suffered some form of childhood trauma that they've mentally suppressed, but expresses it's self in the form of irrational hatred whenever they play whatever it is they claim to hate.
I love how there is so many people listing games that are generally considered to be good without giving even the barest reasons for why they didn't like them.
No really. It allows me to come up with wild theories about how mietha and others suffered some form of childhood trauma that they've mentally suppressed, but expresses it's self in the form of irrational hatred whenever they play whatever it is they claim to hate.
I see this thread as a place to list the games you didn't like, not to review them. I find the ones that were more hyped and praised are more memorable. Do you remember all of the crappy games you played on Playstation, or N64? If so, think about how many of them were considered good by reviewers.
MY TACO IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!!!
mrkekeru: wetwillies:I hope you mean 14+Actually I mean 6 strings x about 24 frets including open = 144 notes on a guitar, depending on how long or short the neck is.
I understand that, but you said 144+ frets, not notes.
LeSam: Bioshock, Modern Warfare, Fallout 3.
Bioshock, Modern Warfare, Fallout 3.
??????!!!!!!!!!!! those three games are some of the best I've ever played.
wetwillies: mrkekeru: wetwillies:I hope you mean 14+Actually I mean 6 strings x about 24 frets including open = 144 notes on a guitar, depending on how long or short the neck is. I understand that, but you said 144+ frets, not notes.
The entire Madden series after the Super Nintendo.