when i was scrubbing my printer i accidentally bumped into my purrple dog that liked to shoot heroin into his sphinctor, while i was riding my bike none the less! so while the purple flavored pickles were eating my keyboard i decided to bang my head off of my monitor untill all color left my dlrow. dna ffuts smees sdrawkcab won, i kniht i deen pleh! but enough of that smelly flower. im out!
You reek of cheese and sadness.
The shoe fits on the other toe.
Now think about your dad! I wanna meet that dad!
Everyone knows that a woodchuck doesn't really chuck wood, he chuck's up because upchuck is exactly what I would do if I chucked wood, so chuck that idea.
Loud noises! loud noises!
You know who's a real hero? Hiro from Heroes. Also Bono.
Cookie to whoever gets the reference.
Doctor, I think I'm a moth.
Why did you come to the dentist's??
The light was on.
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Feely: Doctor, I think I'm a moth. Why did you come to the dentist's?? The light was on.
scrubs!
umm im not very good at being random(sarcasm)
so imagine a puppy in a diaper and tophat asking people for the holy flying jesus bagel and super powers that makes pudding ooze out of it's eyes it can also fly with the power of air force one(being the pilot of course) he eats the engine and then swallows a guy named jim who is a cat after the two fight jim is defeated as sylvster stalone and ozzy osboune pop up and eat the remains of the cat later that night our kanine hero watches tv and sees a president speech(the joker)about how gay he is that night the puppy breaks into the white house and drowns him in pudding and he takes food out of his fridge (he was hungry) next you know secretary of state (john goodman) pops up and uses judo on the dog the dog pinned goodman down and spit acid snot on his face and then the dog had a heart attack
THE END
\I made my xbox live avatar to look like Sean Connery
wetwillies: You know who's a real hero? Hiro from Heroes. Also Bono. Cookie to whoever gets the reference.
i dont get it.
bdf385: umm im not very good at being random(sarcasm) so imagine a puppy in a diaper and tophat asking people for the holy flying jesus bagel and super powers that makes pudding ooze out of it's eyes it can also fly with the power of air force one(being the pilot of course) he eats the engine and then swallows a guy named jim who is a cat after the two fight jim is defeated as sylvster stalone and ozzy osboune pop up and eat the remains of the cat later that night our kanine hero watches tv and sees a president speech(the joker)about how gay he is that night the puppy breaks into the white house and drowns him in pudding and he takes food out of his fridge (he was hungry) next you know secretary of state (john goodman) pops up and uses judo on the dog the dog pinned goodman down and spit acid snot on his face and then the dog had a heart attack THE END
PUNCTUATION
Later, when they had cooled off some and the last light of the day was slipping away they decided that the bunny had lived long enough.
2+2=402