Announcer: Goozex presents Real Men of Genius!
Singer:Real Men of Genius!
Announcer: Today,we salute you Mr. Top Buyer of the Month.
Singer:Top Buyer of the Month!
Announcer:Wether it is Haze or Halo 3,you put points in our pockets.
Singer:Oh yeah!
Announcer:You take our games from us.
Singer: I do it for you!
Announcer:This job of yours gives you the right to go to gamestop and say,oh yeah,I own that.
Singer:Oh yes,I sure Dooooo!!!!!
Announcer:So go,buy some more games and be tight with your points Mr. top Buyer of the Month!
Singer:Mr. Top Buyer of the Month!
How'd I do?
I-Weapon-X:
Dang that was going to be my next one. Beat me to the punch.
Announcer: Goozex presents…Real Men of Genius Background guy: Real men of genius Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarderBackground guy: Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarder !! Announcer: Mass Effect? No. Grand Theft Auto? No. The only games you play on your 360 are based on children’s television series and terrible movies.Background guy: You only play the bad games… Announcer: You could be playing something better online with your friends, but then you wouldn’t be able to unlock the Lizzie’s Postcard Hunt achievement from Disney Pixar’s Cars. Background guy: Need that 1000 out of a 1000 !!
Announcer: When asked why you play these game, you calmly reply, “Last night my kids were playing the 360.”Background guy: You can even say that if you don’t have any KIIIDS !!! Announcer: So keep requesting those easy achievement games over Goozex, Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarder. Your gamerscore isn’t high enough for Microsoft to ban you…not yet.Background Guy: Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarder…
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I-Weapon-X: I can't sing, don't hold it against me
I can't sing, don't hold it against me
hahaha no way I can beat that!
I really just want a tip!
Singer: Real Men of Genius!
Announcer: Today,we salute you Mr. Forum Newbie!
Singer: Mr. Forum Newwwwbieee
Announcer: Asking similar questions over and over again
Singer: Very aggravating!
Announcer: The search bar hides from your eyes
Singer: Like a food from a sumo!
Announcer: Not mailing out games and forgetting to pm
Singer: Sorry, my baaaaadd!
Announcer: So go make some trades, and use the search bar
Singer: Mr. Forum Newbieeee!
I figured I'd try submitting...took me too long:
Goozex presents…Real Men of Genius(Real men of genius!)Today we salute you, Mr. Inconsiderate Goozex Trader(Mr. Inconsiderate Goozex Trader!)You don't think twice about sending a game two weeks late, and you knowingly send full package games without a manual.(Didn't bother to PM about it!)You think game discs can be used as coasters, frisbees and hockey pucks and still be sent out to people.(I can see teeth marks!)But in the end, you'll end up with negative feedback and complaints from people who just hate your guts.(You've been banned!)So you should ask yourself, was it really worth it?(Mr Inconsiderate Goozex Trader!)
Hope it's not too bad, lol.
Mechazawa005: Announcer: Goozex presents…Real Men of Genius Background guy: Real men of genius Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarderBackground guy: Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarder !! Announcer: Mass Effect? No. Grand Theft Auto? No. The only games you play on your 360 are based on children’s television series and terrible movies.Background guy: You only play the bad games… Announcer: You could be playing something better online with your friends, but then you wouldn’t be able to unlock the Lizzie’s Postcard Hunt achievement from Disney Pixar’s Cars. Background guy: Need that 1000 out of a 1000 !! Announcer: When asked why you play these game, you calmly reply, “Last night my kids were playing the 360.”Background guy: You can even say that if you don’t have any KIIIDS !!! Announcer: So keep requesting those easy achievement games over Goozex, Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarder. Your gamerscore isn’t high enough for Microsoft to ban you…not yet.Background Guy: Mr. Xbox 360 achievement hoarder…
I do have kids, but let me say, I play those games for myself.
mafafu: Singer: Real Men of Genius Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Gas on the Metro Guy Singer: Mr. Gas on the Metro Guy Announcer: You mock everyone with your foul expulsions of air and your ability to blame others Singer: Thou who smelt it dealt it Announcer: You show strength by finishing that whole beef and bean burrito Singer: Somebody light a match Announcer: Your scent is like nasal penecillin Singer: Do you know what your co-pay is? Announcer: So have another broccoli and cheddar hot pocket on us Mr. Gas on the Metro Guy Singer: Mr. Gas on the Metro Guy You know who you are Goozex Team Member!
Singer: Real Men of Genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Gas on the Metro Guy
Singer: Mr. Gas on the Metro Guy
Announcer: You mock everyone with your foul expulsions of air and your ability to blame others
Singer: Thou who smelt it dealt it
Announcer: You show strength by finishing that whole beef and bean burrito
Singer: Somebody light a match
Announcer: Your scent is like nasal penecillin
Singer: Do you know what your co-pay is?
Announcer: So have another broccoli and cheddar hot pocket on us Mr. Gas on the Metro Guy
You know who you are Goozex Team Member!
I dont think I can beat that -- thats a winner
Background: Real Men of Genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. No Feedback Comments Guy
Background: Mr. No Feedback Comments Guy
Announcer: You frustrate the world with your silent +5's
Background: Those comments are just for you anyway
Announcer: You're man enough to know when extra work isn't needed
Background: No need to flush
Announcer: Afterall, the seller should have known that the case was cracked on that disc-only shipment
Background: Don't even have a keyboard
Announcer: So leave a neutral next time, Mr. No Feedback Comments Guy, what's the worst that could happen?
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Thread Derailer
Background: Mr Thread Deraillller
Announcer: Even though the thread is about a trade dispute, you have no problem letting everyone know your favorite brand of chips.
Background: I like Cooler Ranch Doritoooos.
Announcer: You don't need people telling you what to talk about and where to talk about it.
Background: I'm my own man, I'll do what I wannnnt.
Announcer: You like to post just to pad your post count.
Background: A higher post count makes me cooler than you.
Announcer: So try posting somthing that actually pertains to the thread, so what do you say Mr. Thread Derailer?
Background: I still like Cooler Ranch Doritooooooos.
Edited mine a bit.
Announcer: Goozex presents…Real Men of Genius
Background guy: Real men of genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Scary Canadian Goozer
Background guy: Mr. Scary Canadian Goozer
Announcer: You scare everyone with your weird clothes and weird traditions
Background guy: Why do you have a talking snowman festival?
Announcer: You baffle us Americans with your metric system and French laws
Background guy: Can't you all just speak one language?
Announcer: Your way of speaking gives us all a headache
Background guy: I need Tylenol!
Announcer: So trade for a game off Goozex, Mr. Scary Canadian Goozer, so you will stay inside and won’t come near us
Background Guy: Mr. Scary Canadian Goozer
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Doesn't Bother to Learn About the Site Guy
Background: Mr. Doesn't Bother to Learn About the Site Guy
Announcer: You see nothing wrong with relying on others to answer your basic questions
Background: When will I get my points?
Announcer: You've never even thought of reading the FAQ when you join a site
Background: What if they don't leave feedback?
Announcer: Afterall, why should you waste your time learning, when someone else could tell you
Background: But they haven't answered my 15 PM's!
Announcer: So don't worry about what to do, Mr. Doesn't Bother to Learn About the Site Guy, others will help you
Goozex presents: Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Rare Game Collector(Mr. Rare Game Collector)Burned by ebay and gamestop you come to the source directly(Don't buy it from the publishers)You only want the best of the best, but you don't want to pay a lot(Marvel vs Capcom 2 is so expensive)You add tons of obscure games to your wants list but trade in copies of sports games and licensed shovelware(Getting a great deal here) So get in line for that limited run japanese import collectors edition you preserver of the interactive arts because hey, maybe there are 38 copies ready to be traded in for digital cash.(Mr. Rare Game Collector)
Singer: Goozex Men of Genius!
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mister Proud Nintendo 64 owner...
Singer: Retro games forever!
Announcer: You have a whole box of Nintendo 64 games, and no one wants them...
Singer: The yard sale got rained out!
Announcer: So you think you can trade them away on Goozex...
Singer: Who wants Rugrats in Paris?
Announcer: But we have some bad news, Mister Proud Nintendo 64 owner...
Singer: I hope you're sitting down!
Announcer: Goozex doesn't deal with cartridge-based games.
Singer: Oh no they don't! So very very old!
Announcer: So instead of trying to find another site to dump your water-damaged copy of South Park Rally on...
Singer: Game Trading Zone!
Announcer: You start a new forum thread...
Singer: Search is your friend!
Announcer: We salute you, Mister Proud "Can't throw anything away because it might be worth something someday" Nintendo 64 owner!
Singer: I have a Gameboy Color! Oh yes I do!
These are hilarious. Gonna be a tight vote race for sure!!!