Yes, it is back! Its the same deal as last time. You know the drill. Now, without further ado, the story...
Kenny007, one of the fearless leaders of the attack on Gamestop, was having a good day. After being let out of work early, he came home to find the postman dropping off a package. He excitedly opened up the bubble mailer, which was an unusual green color. As he tore the mailer apart, bits of it fell to the ground and onto his furniture. The mailer exploded, sending the weird green material everywhere.
Kenny stumbled backward, coughing heavily. Kenny wheezed. He fell to the ground and dragged himself along with his hands. He pushed his door open and flailed down the steps into the fresh air. He breathed in, gaining control of himself. He took out his cell phone. "Someone must have planned this," he said.
The next day, in the chatroom...
Members of the Goozarmy had been meeting in the Goozex chatroom daily. They had protected Goozex from a few minor threats, but it was overall pretty slow. They had started to discuss what happened to Kenny.
Wetwillies: Kenny told me he got a poisoned bubble mailer.Kelvar51: So what? You are in love with him anyway.Duddy: lol yaMafafu: HAHAHAHAHAWetwillies: I think this is a serious problem.
GNitro entered the chatroom
Mafafu: wb GNitroGNitro: Guys! The bubble mailer that came with Amy's Fantasies was poisoned! I barely made it out alive!Mafafu: Uh-ohWetwillies: See?Kevlar51: I think we have an issueWetwillies: No shitMafafu: Time to get the Goozarmy togetherWhat should they do?
A. Get the old Goozarmy together and start planningB. Recruit more members, this unknown threat may be worse than Gamestop
Nice idea for a new stort Wetwillies, I can't wait to see how this one turns out.
I vote A, Rally up the old Goozarmy and get to the action!
aka toxicrat2
Throwing a general FYI out there about exploding/poison mailers might be a nice courtesy to the rest of the community and double as a recruiting drive. So...
B. Recruit more members, this unknown threat may be worse than Gamestop
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We didn't want to hurt them...
We thought when you see a green bubble mailer that means this is poisonous and only a warning for what is to come from the great Duo Dtp and Eaglethorn...
(I refuse to believe we died from a shotgun to the face)
You guys aren't the brightest when it comes to colors...
Anyways... lets go wit' A
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I vote C
Kill Eaglethorn - he probably did it anyways
larpi: I vote C Kill Eaglethorn - he probably did it anyways
If only that was an option.
I vote B. Even though I was in the previous one and didn't really have a part in it (except being mentioned), I still think it would be ideal to have more people.
B, we missed out on some good members last time.
Gotta go with B.
By the way, Kenny007--I think the changes of wetwillies stalking and killing you and turning you into a hat just crossed over into "more likely than not" territory.
B.
I think that will give me the most time to play Mass Effect. Hopefully I'll see some blue alien side boob or it will all be for nothing....
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cheeznrice: B. I think that will give me the most time to play Mass Effect. Hopefully I'll see some blue alien side boob or it will all be for nothing....
I think you get some blue alien tush. *cue ZZ Top song *
I vote B but i cant think of anyone else to add *cough*me*cough*
Forgot to mention this...
Suggest people that should be included.