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Zombies ate your neighbors???
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Goozex's Choice: Txa1265
"We should call Txa," Kenny said. "He debates all the time. He is probably the only one with the knowledge needed to take down Dtp." Suddenly, there was a flash of light. Txa had appeared. "Did someone say my name?"
"Yes!" Kenny said. "We need you to debate Dtp and win. Otherwise, Goozex will be gone forever!"
"This should be easy," Txa said. Txa and the Goozarmy walked into the room. "Hello Dtp," Txa said.
"NO!" Dtp yelled. "You...you are the only one that can defeat me..."
"I know. It will be easy as pie. I have more experience than you. I am not Canadian. I shall win!"
"We shall see..."
A Gamestop guard directed Txa to a chair. He sat facing Dtp. Eaglethorn stated the rules. "There will be seven topics. You will both have two minutes to respond to each one. You will be told to argue that you are for something or against something. Then, the judges will decide a winner. The winner gets one point. At the end of the seven topics, a winner will be decided. You will have two minutes to prepare."
"Wait a second!" Txa said. "Who are the judges?"
"Me," Eaglethorn said. "The CEO of Gamestop and this guard."
"This is really fair, isn't it?" Txa said. "You will all just say Dtp so you win."
"SILENCE!" The CEO of Gamestop bellowed. "Now...DEBATE!"
"The first topic is 'Swap Trades,'" Eaglethorn said. "Dtp is first. He must state why he is for 'Swap Trades.'"
"Where do I begin," Dtp said. "Swap Trades are a brilliant idea. For one, they will get more games moving within the system. Secondly, I'm sure many of us have games we can't get rid of. Mass Effect is a common example. With Swap Trades, you can get rid of Mass Effect for something you want right away. This would also mean more trades for Goozex, which means more revenue, which could mean bigger and better things on the site. Well, it would mean that if I wasn't about to destroy them! Muhahahaha!"
"Txa, your turn!"
"Swap Trades are a bad idea for many reasons. I think the most obvious is that they will strip out the soul of the site. Instead of the convenience of Goozex, you have to keep denying offers and finding ones you like. There are many other things that must be addressed. For one, will feedback be left? Can the Goozex Guarantee work here? I don't think it can. If the other game never gets sent to you, what will you do? Goozex can' t find your game and give it back to you. Swap Trades have way too many problems."
"Thank you Txa," Eaglethorn said. "Now, we will decide on a winner."
"WHAT!?" The Gamestop CEO said, reading the guard's submission. "YOU PICKED TXA!" The Gamestop CEO shot the guard right in the head.
"Dtp wins!" Eaglethorn said.
What should Txa do?
A. Argue about the lack of a third judge which makes it unfairB. Argue about the fact that the guard was killed because he picked TxaC. Continue on, hoping that he can somehow win a few
C
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I like arguing and I like fairness, so I have to choose A!
c
I've missed this whole thread, it seems epic.... I'll go B.
Edit: if you wanted to slip me in the story...
Lets go with A...
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Cmon piCk C
C seems like a good choice here.
aka toxicrat2
My vote is C
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I will pick C as well.
I wanna C who wins.
Sannix98: I wanna C who wins.
I C what you did there.
Charlie121: Sannix98: I wanna C who wins. I C what you did there.
niCe eye.