Ihatetheyankees: I wish I could run as fast as the Flash
I wish I could run as fast as the Flash
Wish Granted, but unfortunately you get "stuck" in flash mode, and cannot slow down. Unable to sustain yourself with food and water, your body quickly shuts down from expeding so much energy.
I wish it were 3:30 so I could leave work and go home.
Suddenly the clock struck 3:30. You punched out and drove home. But when you got there your house was burnt to ashes.
I wish I could fly to outer space.
aka toxicrat2
Wish granted, however with the crappy economy, you find that the government skimped on the quality assurance testing and the space craft slowly leaks out all available oxygen.
I wish that whoever is calling me and hanging up loses all functions in their body.
pcktlnt: I wish that whoever is calling me and hanging up loses all functions in their body.
Wish granted, but it was actually your best friend who's call has kept getting dropped.
I wish I had a time machine that did not destroy existence when used. (because going back in time would do that)
wish granted but you travel back in time and then your flex capacitor melts from a volcano then you get eaten by a dinosaur.
i wish i had $50...
Wish granted but then inflation happened and everything in the world is worth more than $50.
I wish I was a Pro NFL player (first string HB)
pr3mium: I wish I was a Pro NFL player (first string HB)
Wish granted, but on your debut you get tackled and rupture a disc that goes into your spinal column and leaves paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish I had an all-expense paid trip to Japan.
wish granted, but your plane is shot down because the pilot got lost and ended up flying over north korea...
i wish benladen came out of hiding and then chased and shot at by us tanks...
npa4863: i wish benladen came out of hiding and then chased and shot at by us tanks...
Wish granted, but bin Laden had developed extraordinary powers due to the radiation of where he was hiding, and he is unphased by the shots of the tank. He then turns around and destroys everyone with his Hyper Beam.
I wish my Goozex points were over 9,000.
wish granted, goozex mess's you your order and you get 9000 trading credit's in sted of points.
i wish this post gets to 1000 posts...
wish granted but then people get really bored and they hate u for it
npa4863: wish granted, goozex mess's you your order and you get 9000 trading credit's in sted of points.
That's actually better... unless I had to pay the same price as getting points.
npa4863: i wish this post gets to 1000 posts...
It does, but it's thanks to me posting a bunch of random (but funny) pictures.
I wish I had a whopper.
"Star-light star-bright, the first star i c tonight, i wish i may i wish i might!"
I wish that my ps3 would start working again.
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redboy: I wish that my ps3 would start working again.
Wish granted, but it turns into a whopper shortly afterwards and I come eat it.
I wish I merged with Kami.
Kameleon: redboy: I wish that my ps3 would start working again. Wish granted, but it turns into a whopper shortly afterwards and I come eat it. I wish I merged with Kami.
Wish granted, but the whopper was under cook which gave you food poison.