Granted it's monday and you're fired.
I wish for money...
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Granted, however they hire a new intern and they muscle you out of your job, hence you become jobless. Sad times. :(
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You receive some money, but the bills are counterfeit and as you attempt to spend the cash, the government arrests you and links you to Al Qaida (spelling?)
I wish for Skittles (the actual candy) to rain just like in those commercials.
pcktlnt:I wish for Skittles (the actual candy) to rain just like in those commercials.
Granted, but has you try to catch them in your mouth one gets lodge in your throat causing you to choke and die...
I wish I could beat mafafu's score in Pinch Hitter.
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Granted but you live with an unfullfilled feeling for the rest of your life.
I wish for 3 more wishes
cheeznrice:I wish I could beat mafafu's score in Pinch Hitter.
Wish Granted, but in doing so, you destroy three computer mice and two monitors in a furious rage.
Edit: You get your three wishes, but waste them on money, women and power of flight. While flying, you accidentaly run into a jet engine of an airplane and die.
I wish tainted had never picked that damn game.
cheeznrice: pcktlnt:I wish for Skittles (the actual candy) to rain just like in those commercials. Granted, but has you try to catch them in your mouth one gets lodge in your throat causing you to choke and die... I wish I could beat mafafu's score in Pinch Hitter.
Granted, however as you do, you forget to take a picture of the score and it was all for naught.
Black Fox Zulu: I wish tainted had never picked that damn game.
Granted, however he chooses a far worse and frustrating game next. :(
I wish for the speakers/cars of the people who play loud music to explode.
pcktlnt: I wish for the speakers/cars of the people who play loud music to explode.
Granted, but in doing so a scientific anomaly occurs during the shock wave of the explosion where the terrible music they were playing becomes embedded in your eardrums, causing a lifetime of listening to the same terrible music over and over.
I wish for the smelly person sitting next to me to stop smelling.
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Wish granted, but now he can't smell anything
granted, but now the person behind you, no matter where you are, stinks like a garbage truck full of dead kittens.
I wish for a job I like.
Granted, you are now a female stripper (And yes... You're hot) dancing for yourself in front of a mirror.
I wish to be the king of games.
mr_abram: I wish to be the king of games.
Greanted, but you only become king of pong.
I wish i could play on a baseball team!
Granted, you're bench ridden and handing out bats.
I wish my PS3 was in today
Granted, and your Poisonous Snake x 3 eats you.
I wish I was a rockstar!
Granted. I am the the grocery store and have to get an energy drink. They don't have Red ull, so I get some Rockstar. After dirinking it, I find out it was you. And Dance!
I wish Spore was a more engaging title.
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igorponweed: Granted. I am the the grocery store and have to get an energy drink. They don't have Red ull, so I get some Rockstar. After dirinking it, I find out it was you. And Dance! I wish Spore was a more engaging title.
Granted, it is Spore Extreme.
I wish I was a profesional musician!