Poof! Your wish is granted; you joints now feel like those of a 180 year old; to move at all is agony.
I wish i had a 360
Granted and you even get a Jasper one, but you lost your thumbs in a grusome nose hair trimming accident the day it arrived.
I wish I had infinite respawns in life.
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silentshawn: Granted and you even get a Jasper one, but you lost your thumbs in a grusome nose hair trimming accident the day it arrived. I wish I had infinite respawns in life.
Poof! Your wish is granted; however you respawn 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute each time; ending in a perpetual cycle of death.
I wish i had Wolverine's healing ability
I-Weapon-X:I wish i had Wolverine's healing ability
Granted, but you're chained beneath a giant axe-like pendulum that slices open your waistline with great pain every 15 seconds.
I wish I was dead. ;)
You are immediently revived by one of your friends, and you are forced to live your life with a happy family, good friends, wealth and health.
I wish this thread weren't so active.
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igorponweed: You are immediently revived by one of your friends, and you are forced to live your life with a happy family, good friends, wealth and health. I wish this thread weren't so active.
Your wish is granted; however it only lasts 5 seconds
I wish there was peace on earth.
igorponweed: I wish there was peace on earth.
Wish granted, but then the entire population of the earth dies by excessive blood loss from their ears from participating in one too many verses of Kumbiya
I wish I had and rabid pig for a constant animal companion
Mateo Potato: I wish I had and rabid pig for a constant animal companion
Granted... and the pig is rabid. Thus, it sucks, and you'll probably get rabies. You brought that upon yourself, I had to do nothing.
I wish I was playing video games right now, instead of "doing" finance.
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Decrypded:I wish I was playing video games right now, instead of "doing" finance.
Wish granted, but you go home and play halo3 with Gibsonlogan, and your boss fires you for leaving work.
I wish it were summer, I hate the cold.
Black Fox Zulu:I wish it were summer, I hate the cold.
Wish granted, but the sudden change in temperature causes the snow to melt instantly sinking North America.
I wish I was a little bit taller...
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cheeznrice: I wish I was a little bit taller...
Granted, but then I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. Oh, and a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala.
cheeznrice:I wish I was a little bit taller...
Wish granted, you are instantly 3 inches taller. However forgetting your new found height, you hit your head on a traditionaly low canadian doorway causing a brain hemmorage and wind up as a vegetable for the rest of your life. Sheesnrize leaves you for IWX.
I wish I could get games faster from Goozex.
Granted, but they all arrive broken.
I wish for invulnerability
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Granted, however you are now stuck at the bottom of a huge metal missile silo with no door.
I wish Diablo 3 came out sooner.
pcktlnt:I wish Diablo 3 came out sooner.
Wish Granted, the game comes out, but you end up like the south park gang complete with acne and fat rolls. You are utterly consumed by the game, eventually even getting carpel tunnel from mouse clicking so much.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow, a Saturday.