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04-03-2009 3:58 PM by darkneji. 96 replies.
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Thoraxe the Impaler:

It kinda sounds like english...but I couldn't understand a word darkneji was talking about. Anyone care to translate for me?

I fear if I attempted this I'd end up mentally retarded for the remainder of my life.

 

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Thoraxe the Impaler:

It kinda sounds like english...but I couldn't understand a word darkneji was talking about. Anyone care to translate for me?

Not sure if this is right but the best I could translate was a burrito and a taco were having a fight.Then the pork and beans got involved and all was forfeit.Oh dear god,i've lost my mind.

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Interjection:

Image of disturbing cookie supplied for your pleasure, or displeasure.

 

Did anybody ever play Hunt the Wumpus? This thing looks like a cookie Wumpus. Terrifying.

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cheeznrice:
I fear if I attempted this I'd end up mentally retarded for the remainder of my life.

But would we notice? Wink

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txa1265:

cheeznrice:
I fear if I attempted this I'd end up mentally retarded for the remainder of my life.

But would we notice? Wink

You would.  I'd start using pictures in posts instead of words and start talking gibberish claiming PC's are better than consoles Stick out tongue

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Darkneji - so unique

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Pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.

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darkspark:

Thoraxe the Impaler:

It kinda sounds like english...but I couldn't understand a word darkneji was talking about. Anyone care to translate for me?

 

Not sure if this is right but the best I could translate was a burrito and a taco were having a fight.Then the pork and beans got involved and all was forfeit.Oh dear god,i've lost my mind.

It wasn't a burrito, it was an enchilada, and they were not having a fight it was a civilized discussion about beans and pork. They stopped the discussion when they decided to simply eat the beans and pork, thus creating a super mega taco enchilada of doom which took over the world, and apparently your mind. Sorry those weak of mind will fall prey first. 

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This is why you don't do drugs when you have a young, developing mind.

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Decrypded:

This is why you don't do drugs when you have a young, developing mind.

I always thought that is why you did.

 

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I'm claiming second hand smoke as the reason for my "simple mindedness".

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darkneji:
Chukee Cheese's

 

Chuck E Cheese's*...come on I can't believe you darkneji

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darkneji:

Did you know that you can't have water in the airports now! I wanted to bring water so I dressed it up as a working nuclear bomb! The police guy almost got me by saying "HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! IS THAT WATER!" then I told him it was just a nuclear bomb and he gave me a first class ticket and a big cookie. I then wanted to drink my water so I pressed the big red button and it blew up!........but my cookie saved me with his superpowers! Then I fell for a long time and eventually landed!

Remember! Humans always land on four paws!

After I landed I thanked the cookie by eating it and then went to Chukee Cheese's to celebrate! There was nothing on TV! Just something about an airplane accident. BORING! And thats when I ate a big pudding cup made out of anti-pudding.

DISCUSS

 

 

is this some sort of acid trip story? lols

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Today's topic is emotions. We have a special guest today here to talk with us who we will be spending this episode with. Everyone, say hello to, Barney! Now barney, I understand you make children fell emotions, correct? "Hellz yeah" What emotions exactly, do you promote? "Where the **** is the bar??" Barney?? "Who the **** is ******* barney?" Who the heck are you? "I'm the leader of the daycare institute across the street." I always thought that was a gang member site, everyone who came out seemed like they were going to shoot somebody. "Thats the place" ...

We'll be right back after these messages. *kitten picture pops up*

How the heck did you get here? "One of the kids at the daycare shot the lock to the back entrance and figured, why not ruin everyones lives?" I understand... I think we should dedicate this episode to helping you. You know, like Doctor Phil and The Cosby Show. "****" Glad were on the same page.

Welcome back!

Yes, well I hope you all enjoyed that cat. I found it in my CatFancy subsription. ....can we edit that part out? Okay well today we are going to help this poor man with his serious problems! "I ain't got no ******** problems!" Of course you don't. Now, how do you feel? "I wanna ******** strangle you right now, *****" Don't you feel better?

Well, that's our show! I hope it helped!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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Pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.

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