I'm a security guard and I took a bribe! Think I'll get fired?!
Shredder:I'm a security guard and I took a bribe! Think I'll get fired?!
I hope not ... but at the same time I hope you at least get reprimanded to learn a lesson.
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After posting this on an anonymous (sp?) video gaming forum, I say yes; you will indeed be fired.
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Indeed. I have my doubts as to whether this is anything more than another cry for attention.
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Come on....... I've never seen a security guard look anything like that.
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I am gonna reply just so I can say I posted a comment on this board with an amazingly hot attention whore LOL. I would give that girl ALL the attention she needs....as long as she only needs it for about 2-5 mins depending on my state of soberness.
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Dchristman:as long as she only needs it for about 2-5 mins
Shooting a little high aren't you?
Come on, jeez, I try to make myself look good for any ladies trolling the boards, and you shoot me down. Ladies don't believe Cheez, he is a NAYSAYER! I am hung like a copenhagen can, 1" long and 4" around :) Ok no more innuendos I don't want to get in any trouble 'round these parts.
timpysan: Decrypded: Don't feed the troll Indeed. I have my doubts as to whether this is anything more than another cry for attention.
Hey look it's those guys. I bet they thing they're funny and original. Unoriginality is the garbage that is worse than any troll.
And Timpy: Shame on you, You are the one to set the standards for other posters. Throwing out insults like "cries for attention" you want me to stop crap posting, you shouldn't be encouraging it. I was trying to start a legitimate convorsation about what I did at work. Shame on you.
I'm dissapointed no one asked exactly what I did. So I'll inform you.
Yes, I'm actually a security guard. A girl walked in with some gummy worms and I said "I can't allow you to bring those in so you better bribe me with some." She did and I saw her later and asked for some more on her terms that I don't confinscate them.
ass-hat
2.) One whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around.
Either one of these Urban Dictionary definitions applies.
I'm going to go ahead and refrence back to my unoriginality statement for this one.